Today…
I attempted to get three big things done. Things which I have been too lazy to do, or have been putting off whilst drowning in this prolonged bout of apathy I seem to be slowly drowning in.
I go to Uni, hand in my essay (which I don’t think was as shit as I originally anticipated it to be), and asked to speak to one of the advisor people… That couldn’t be done today.
So I head over to the Student Union to speak to the Welfare people about my landlords and the series of issues which is no doubt illegal which I have had to face since I moved in here in August… There was no one I could speak to today.
So finally I think, ahh, I know what, I’ll phone the Citizens’ Advice Bureau and set about the process of changing my surname. So I googled their number, checked their opening times, and phoned them up… “Sorry, on Monday 23rd January we shall not be operating a telephone service, apologies for any inconvenience caused”. I figure that since the CAB office is literally around the corner from where I live I’ll walk by as I go into town, only to discover that you can only get entry if you’ve made an appointment over the phone which I couldn’t do because no one was operating the phone, and the person on the buzzer wouldn’t grant me an appointment to come up. So I have to do that tomorrow.
Seriously world, the one day where I’m not stuck in bed thinking of a means to live my entire life from the very comfortable spot in which I lay, the one day where I feel energised and willing to make an effort to get shit done, what do you do?
Fail me.
The world didn’t even grant me the ability to get just one of these three important things done.
The only plus side to today is that I got a free sample of this amazing smelling soap from Lush earlier. It’s taking a lot of willpower to not actually eat it, that’s how good it smells.

